Indigestible

Second-guessing Tour de France cyclist Floyd Landis now says thinks he may have eaten something before the race that boosted testosterone in his body...

Joe Lieberman lost his state primary last night, biting off a bit more of support for the war in Iraq than his constituents could chew. [Related: Did bloggers cost Joe Lieberman an election? ] [Related: The Unmaking of a Senator: How Bloggers Staged an Upset]

Cynthia McKinney's constituents spit the doofus right out... via Michelle Malkin: Cynthia whines and we pay tribute to the crackpot from Georgia.

Iraq: there was Oil, Saddam, and WMD's... That was then! Now, we're paying more than ever for Gas & Oil, Saddam is in jail now, but during his reign he managed to keep Iraqis from killing each other. And if those WND's really do exist, how come the "bad guys" aren't using them right this minute to annihilate Isreal?

What would the news be without an unpalatable cartoon or two? It's been awhile since the Danish Muslim cartoons upset people's stomachs worldwide. Howzabout an MTV cartoon in which a look-alike of rap star Snoop Dogg strolls into a pet shop with two bikini-clad black women on leashes. They hunch over on all fours and scratch themselves as he orders one of them to "hand me my latte." At the end of the segment, the Snoopathon Dogg Esquire character dons a rubber glove to clean up excrement left on the floor by one of the women.

That's just grrreat, isn't it?

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